When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’ More laughs here
My exact reaction to this:
When a person's breath stinks.
Please. No. Go away. More laughs here
Leaving your house and then realising half way on...
I want to go homeeeeee More laughs here
When in doubt, turn to food. →
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If I'm comfortable around you:
I’ll tackle you. Be weird around you Sing to you. Dance to you. Scream at you. Take your food. Be mean to you. Tell you I need to poop.
when you unconsciously make a funny comment in...
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