February 2012
January 2012
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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READ THIS.
My exact reaction to this:
When a person's breath stinks.
Please. No. Go away.
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Leaving your house and then realising half way on...
I want to go homeeeeee
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When in doubt, turn to food. →
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If I'm comfortable around you:
I’ll tackle you.
Be weird around you
Sing to you.
Dance to you.
Scream at you.
Take your food.
Be mean to you.
Tell you I need to poop.
when you unconsciously make a funny comment in...
eternallyhungry:
on the outside you’re like
but secretly, on the inside you’re like
